16 Signs You’re Becoming the Crazy Cat Lady
by Gallant Staff
Maybe you’ve accepted your Cat Lady status like a badge of honor. Maybe you don’t know you’re the Cat Lady yet, and none of your friends want to be the one to tell you. How can you tell? Here are 16 signs you’re well on your way to becoming the feline equivalent of that Pigeon hoarder from Home Alone II: Lost in New York.
1. You have a lint roller for every room. Plus one in your car. And your purse. And two at your mom’s house.
2. “Coffee second, litter box first,” could be your actual official mantra.
3. You took down your last profile pic because although you looked great in that teal sweater, Mr. Fluuferkins is actually more of an autumn.
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4. Your cat has his own hashtag.
5. You only signed up for Amazon Prime because your cat really, really loves going H.A.M. on cardboard boxes.
6. Your cat has a leash. It’s bedazzled.
7. You’ve held your pee for far longer than is healthy because you had a sleeping cat on your lap.
8. You’ve downloaded a white noise app specifically for its “purrr” setting for those (rare) nights you have to sleep away from home.
9. Cat doesn’t like him? He’s dead to you.
10. When someone tells you they’re a “dog person,” you feel sorry for them, then you politely make an excuse to leave.
11. You rank your favorite celebrities by how cute their cats are.
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